Pun-Positive Zone

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
genderqueer-klinger

luredin asked:

Mash She Wrote??

genderqueer-klinger answered:

Crabapple Cove and Cabot Cove are neighbouring towns. Hawkeye Pierce and Jessica Fletcher vaguely know each other growing up and he encountered Frank Fletcher in the war (the better of the two Franks he knew there).

Decades later, the now widowed Jessica becomes a crime novelist after a career as a teacher, and she and Hawkeye become close friends when he helps her with some medical details in one of her novels.

Years later, Hawkeye is at a medical conference when someone gets murdered and the prime suspect is one of his friends! (I am thinking BJ but I am open to other suggestions). The only person who can help Hawkeye prove his friend’s innocence now is Jessica Fletcher.

Bonus: the implication that if Mash and Murder She Wrote are set in the universe, so are Magnum PI and, technically, Quantum Leap.

oohh i like this what a crossover mash murder she wrote
idontgettechnology
idontgettechnology

I think one of my favorite things about Murder, She Wrote is that there is not a soul in that universe who doesn't know who J.B. Fletcher is.

She has adoring fans everywhere she goes! And even the most hardboiled detectives and politicians melt after getting a blast of that sweet Cabot Cove charm.

I just love this show so much.

there are a few here and there but it's made clear that they somehow live under a rock murder she wrote jessica fletcher
cat-dragoness
6qubed

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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phoenixavalon

@nightcrawler-fan

6qubed

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

backdropkid

ok but that’s actually canon

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raeloganthesonic06fangirl

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You forgot this one

thebibliosphere

*looks pointedly at ETD*

lyricwritesprose

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

davidmann95

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

roach-works

one of the most subtly delightful things about calvin and hobbes is that you can SEE that calvin is his parents’ kid: his dad is so playful and imaginative, and his mom has a heck of a temper and a good sense of what’s right and wrong. calvin is a smart, passionate, imaginative kid who gets really upset when he thinks things are stupid or unfair. he drives his parents crazy sometimes because he’s a kid. but they were probably a lot like calvin themselves, when they were little. 

bird-says-be-gay-do-crimes

My favorite goddamn comic

atqh16

Also didn’t Calvin make a comment once that apparently his grandma said his mother was just as much of a troublemaker as he is

bi-honor

My lifelong love of Calvin and Hobbes has facets that I am only discovering as a diagnosed adult.

Calvin and Hobbes my beloved
madamescarlette
bakwaaas

how am i doing? oh I’m fine except i’m in a constant state of nostalgia and sentimentality over everyone I’ve ever loved and every age I’ve ever been and every phase of my life and every job I’ve worked and I’m constantly missing people and places that I can never go back to but it’s cool it’s fine

adding charms to a charm bracelet constantly jingling and cradling your wrist